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A Judge for Sale on
E-Bay, Shipping Included, Isn't Laughing
By Jeffrey Gettleman
New York Times
December 13, 2004
When Jerald R. Klein, a
Manhattan housing court judge, got a call from a reporter yesterday
morning, he had no idea why he was being bothered at home on the
weekend.
He did not know that his
face was all over eBay. He did not know that he was for sale.
"What are you talking
about?" he said. "Yes, I am a housing court judge. But I'm not for
sale."
According to a posting on
eBay, an online auction house, the 55-year-old judge would go to the
highest bidder. After four days, the best offer was $127.50.
The eBay advertisement,
titled "Judge for Sale," showed a picture of Judge Klein sitting in
a courtroom and grinning at the camera, and then listed a number of
accusations criticizing the way the judge dispenses justice.
Free worldwide shipping was
even included.
Judge Klein has spent 22
years untangling landlord-tenant disputes in New York City Civil
Court. As he suspected, a disgruntled litigant was the behind the
advertisement, which had eluded eBay authorities.
That litigant is Janet
Schoenberg, who is being evicted on Thursday from her studio
apartment in the East Village. She said she created the ad after
exhausting all other avenues to attract attention to her case, which
she said was being improperly handled by Judge Klein.
"In today's world, this is
how people who are not celebrities can get their voice heard," said
Ms. Schoenberg.
Ms. Schoenberg, who said
that she had never sold anything on eBay and that it was
"ridiculously easy" to make the ad, maintained that the listing was
intended as a joke.
"I didn't expect anybody to
actually bid on this," she said. "It was satire; it was parody."
Ms. Schoenberg posted the
ad on Wednesday. By 10:18 yesterday morning, the site had drawn
6,400 hits and 21 bids, which Judge Klein did not find funny.
"I'm outraged that eBay
would post this," the judge said from his home on Long Island. "I'd
like to know their rules for this. I'd like to know what
investigation they did before they put this out there."
EBay conducted no
investigation before posting the ad, according to a spokesman, and
it never does. Because of the volume of trade - there are more than
30 million listings on eBay, with 3.6 million listings added every
day - the company cannot screen advertisements before they are
posted on the Internet, said Hani Durzy, an eBay spokesman.
"We rely on our traders and
the public to point these things out," Mr. Durzy said. EBay is an
Internet intermediary between buyers and sellers, for everything
from baseballs to Texas ranchland. Mr. Durzy added that the company
did use computer filters to identify improper items and
advertisements, but said they were not foolproof.
Strange things have
surfaced before on eBay, some getting sold, others eventually
getting pulled: a grilled cheese sandwich with an image of the
Virgin Mary burned into it; a ghost; a vote from Ohio; even the
Internet itself.
But Mr. Durzy said eBay,
which is the world's largest Internet retailer, even bigger than
Amazon, had never had a judge for sale before.
Within seconds of looking
at the ad, Mr. Durzy rattled off a list of rules he said it
violated: misleading title, misleading description, unauthorized use
of a photo, unauthorized use of a name, illegal product.
"You're not allowed to sell
human remains or human beings on eBay," Mr. Durzy explained.
Mr. Durzy also said Judge
Klein was listed under the wrong category, maybe a small thing, but
another violation nonetheless.
Ms. Schoenberg listed her
advertisement under the heading "Sporting Goods, Archery, Arrows,
Shafts."
"Shaft has multiple
meanings," explained Ms. Schoenberg, who said she once worked as a
comedy writer. "Again," she emphasized, "this is parody."
But Mr. Durzy said eBay was
no place for parody.
"It's a place for people to
buy and sell goods," he said.
Ms. Schoenberg countered
that the judge himself was never for sale. In fine print after the
list of complaints, in which she accuses Judge Klein of lying and
breaking the law, she explained that her posting was a "work of art"
and that what was actually for sale was an audiocassette of the
judge's proceedings, which are public record. She said the tape
proved that she was being wrongly evicted from her rent-controlled
studio, where she has lived for the past six years.
But eBay did not buy it.
Within 90 minutes of
learning about the ad from a reporter, eBay officials removed it.
"It is a thinly veiled personal attack," Mr. Durzy explained.
But before the ad was
removed, it had already been posted on dozens of Internet-based
message boards, including dozens of sports Web sites, advertising
"Crooked judge for sale."
Devereux Chatillon, an
expert in First Amendment law at Sonnenschein, Nath & Rosenthal, a
New York law firm, said that even though the advertisement was gone,
it could still spell legal trouble.
"It doesn't look to me like
a parody," Ms. Chatillon said. "It looks like angry commentary. And
if it's based on statements that are wrong, it could be libelous."
Ms. Schoenberg said it had
never occurred to her that what she was doing could get her into
trouble.
"I really didn't think of
that," she said.
Judge Klein would not
comment on the potential libel issues. He said he was going to
discuss with his court administrators what to do next.
"Judges are ill equipped to
fight eBay," he said, clearly frustrated yesterday afternoon, before
the advertisement had been pulled. "How do I fight eBay?"
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